Saturday, January 1, 2011

American Toilet Paper

Our toilet paper used to be so great that you didn't notice it.

Now, manufacturers are trying all kinds of gimmicks. They'll do everything except give value for your money.

Their biggest problem is the width of the roll. For decades, all toilet paper was the same width. It has been getting thinner and thinner for a long time. The spaces where rolls hang in people's houses are still the same size. The newer rolls rattle around back and forth, yet we pay more than we did for the real ones.

Do they think we haven't noticed?

The first company to make correctly sized toilet paper again will make a fortune.

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